Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The couple . . .

CeiCei is a very nice dog, which is not too hyper active on anything. It's good to have her, as she doesn't need to be entertained too much except for padding her tummy. Unfortunately, she cannot learn how to use the doggy diaper, and pees around the house. She also enjoys resting on our sofa, so Connie locks her up all the time.

BeeBee is sorry for CeiCei. He protects her whenever he has chance to. Last time when I scolded CeiCei for not listening to Connie, BeeBee shouted at me in a soft loud voice immediately. He kept shouting with a high and low soft tone, which really seems like he was trying to support CeiCei, and telling me not to scold her. Connie couldn't stop laughing, when she saw it happened.

I really love this new couple.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

An Eye For An Eye!

Tonight CeiCei was raped in the park while we were walking her and BeeBee. Immediately, Connie pulled and beat the f__ked up dog up in front of his owner (agreed and supported). I was preparing for a fight right at the side. If that f__ked up dog f__ked CeiCei one more time, I would grab the dog up and throw it on the ground without hesitation. The worst case would be . . . even beating up the asshole owner! I won't mind nor regretting for such action, as I believe in sacrificing to protect and to revenge for what I have lost. An eye for an eye is the truth. Anyone may disagree, I don't care, as I deeply understand that my believe has been backed up by the American culture and practice. Oh yeah, not even I was thinking of revenging. BeeBee had taken action before I had. He chased after the f__ked up dog and kept growling at it until his owner picked it away.

Below are my lovely dogs. They are like my babies!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

I am not Bon Wan!

"See Through" is a highest mental stage of the monks. The monks spend their whole lives in seeing through all things around them. They end up being very calm (lacking of interest) on everything. They won't be mouth watery by any superb food such as roast dog, grill snake skin, raw fish head . . . you know, the Chinese self-pride 5000 eating culture. Their dicks won't erect even if a hands and legs tied up sexy big boobs naked girl with a vibrator stuck into her pussy is ready for him to f__k in the mouth! This mental stage is hard to achieve, and lots of monk can't achieve it even with their whole lives spent on practicing and meditating. Surprisingly, I achieved the level within four days.

For the past four days, I was on a diet program for cleaning my skin. For those of you who knows what's going on with me, must know that I have a terrible skin situation for the last few years. I have visited lots of dermatologists, normal doctors, and Chinese doctors. Some of them reduced my skin infection level, but no one cured me at all. Not until I met him, the recent Chinese doctor.

This Chinese doctor is the most expensive one among all of the rest. He charges me around $600.00 HKD ($75.00 USD) per three days. He prescripts me with Chinese medical pills and powder instead of the medical soup. I have taken them for a week. Nothing changed. He forced me to follow his recommended diet program for further curing. He deeply believes that my blood is poisoned, so I have to diet for a long period of time for cleaning it up. I have no idea what the hell that guy was talking about upon the blood poisoning issue, but since he charged me so expensive, so why not give it a further try?

For the past few days, I ate nothing but only steamed vegetable, rice, and rice noodle. Of course, I on purposely didn't stop drinking coffee, as it is one of my basic surviving elements. I believe that there are three basic surviving elements in the human world. They are caffeine (coffee and tea), alcohol (wine, spirit, and beer), and nicotine (cigar and cigarette). After the few days of dieting, I sense that my body heat reduced. I feel calmness, which I have forgotten for quite a long time. I am still itchy, but not as worst as before. I feel that I am reborn. Even Connie recognized the difference.

Maybe, I am on a very clean dieting now. I don't enjoy taking any heavy taste or greasy food such as meat or anything cooked other than plain boiled or steamed. Even soy source is too heavy to me, I couldn't swallow it. Connie was shocked to recognize my difference. I think no one will believe in my change of taste. Later, if I have to re-taking the heavy food, I guess I would start from taking sushi, as it's kind of tasty but not greasy at all.

After I have dated Connie, my appetite has been turned upside-down!!!
I quited smoking. (I was not a practice smoker, but I still smoked 1-2 pieces of cigarette once 1-2 weeks before I have met her. Now, it's 0.)
I quited drinking. (I don't think I was a heavy drinker, but I could finished a bottle of wine by myself with good food. Now, not even a glass of beer!)
I eat shit. (I love food. I eat anything that is eatable, but my taste bud rejects most of the scents except for plain boiling or steamed vegetable.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Party For Dogs

It is a pain in the ass walking both kids. There is a doggy park right at the back of our estate at the Tsing Yi. Hong Kong. There is a gathering in between 9:30pm to 11:00pm every night. All dog owners bring their kids to the park for fun. We all recognize each other, and our dogs have already got used to play with each other friendly. BeeBee and CeiCei enjoy spending time over there. Actually, I guess they look forward for it every day.

CeiCei likes to interact with other dogs, but BeeBee likes to interact with the other dogs' female owners! Every one knows that BeeBee is a color dog (Chinese slang). People over there hang out with each other dogs with toys and foods! I guess no one resists feeding BeeBee, as he knows how to stand up and turn, in order to capture others' heats for snacks.

It's a cool place to relax after a hard day work, but taking both kids to there is a very tough task!

Monday, October 15, 2007

A Family Of Four

Connie has been a very nice mother of two, BeeBee and CeiCei for the past few days. I am of course acting as a busy father, who comes home late and leaves home early every day for bread. Connie told me that BeeBee and CeiCei are getting friendlier than before. They share all of their cages, foods, and water. I played with them last night, poor BeeBee could never beat CeiCei in the ball catching game. BeeBee is so fat that he ran like CeiCei walking . . . BeeBee never gets mad at CeiCei in sharing his toys, but only jealous for I touching her.

It's so warm having two kids at home waiting for my returns. The poor Connie complained for the extra hard caring job . . . Yeah, I know that should be tough for her being a new mother. She performs her caring job well enough for having a real human baby, seriously.

I love you, Connie. Of course I love you two, BeeBee and CeiCei also.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Hong Kong - Disappointing

I haven't planned to write two message onto my blog on the same day, but I couldn't stop myself after I have heard what Mr. Tsang (the current Hong Kong Governor) have said on the radio. He was clearly not supporting for democracy. It's fine for not supporting, but he bent the truth of history and tried to convince the Hong Kong people to believe that in extreme case, democracy will turn into disaster such as the f__ked up ten years Chinese Cultural Revolution in the 60's.

I have no idea why he had to give such a speech on a radio show. Moreover, it tells me that most of the Hong Kong people are morons, and the Hong Kong Governor is moronic dog of the f__ked up Chinese Communist Party! I fully support Anson Chan for running the election. She is the Hong Kong last hope. I don't mean to go against China, but politically I really disagree the Communism believes and practices.

Hong Kong isn't the right place for me. The longer I am staying here, the more selfish I think of myself will become. Hong Kong isn't a place for the brains, but for the money minded people, who doesn't care for anything around them, as long as they can satisfy their own greeds. Angry or mad are not the words to describe my inner feeling upon Hong Kong and the leaders of Hong Kong, but disappointed . . . is.

The more a person knows, sees, and experiences, the more disappointed the person will be. This is how I am feeling upon Hong Kong. I am shamed to be born in Hong Kong 30 years ago. I am even more shamed for spending 17 years being educated under the Hong Kong primary and secondary education systems. I am proud being a Chinese. I am even more proud to be an American Chinese, but not a HongKongese!

Home Sweet Home

BeeBee and CeiCei married. They are living together and sharing all of their belongings. In the beginning, they quibbled quit a bit . . . just like Connie and I always fight against each other all the time. Connie is a poor girl because she always being shut up by me. I even bad mouth her while I lost my temper. Connie was kind to me and forgave me all the time. I know that I was wrong, I shall keep trying not to loss temper so often.

Who is CeiCei actually? She is a 6-7 years old Dachshund. Majoring black in color. She is slim and sexy. Although she is older than BeeBee, she jumps better than he does. I guess its a nature thing. What's CeiCei's background? She was found by Sammy, one of the doggy friend. We don't know who was CeiCei's owner, but all of us believe that she was being given up. Sammy found her eating shit alone, so she picked her up. Sammy couldn't take care of two dogs at a time, so we took CeiCei over. BeeBee jealous of her in the beginning, but seems like he is getting used to.

Today, we took CeiCei for getting the Hong Kong Dog License along with three different kinds of shot. They are Rabis, Heart-worm, and Doggy Cough. CeiCei was found with a skin infection. We took some of her skin samples for the lab testing. We shall get the result two weeks later. Hopefully, she will be fine.

We are a happy family now. I guess this is what the westerners call, Home Sweet Home

Thursday, October 11, 2007

BeeBee & CeiCei's Wedding

BeeBee is gonna marry CeiCei on the coming Saturday, October 13, 2007. Connie and I are excited, and getting busy for that day. As all of you know that BeeBee is a Pomeranian, and CeiCei is a Dachshund. CeiCei is older than BeeBee for quite a few years (four exactly), but in speaking of love, I guess that BeeBee doesn't care at all.

BeeBee met CeiCei in a starry night. The sexy slim figure of CeiCei attracted BeeBee. BeeBee was kind of shy and acted stupidly by over self-protective in the beginning, when CeiCei approached. After a while later, they teased each other by touching, smelling, eye contacting, and of course . . . running and chasing. At home, Connie and I discussed the situation with BeeBee. We let him to choose for his personal future. He chose living with CeiCei together. He doesn't mind sharing his cage and food with CeiCei. Hum~~~ the power of love~~~

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Eating Shittier Than Shit

I went to see a Chinese doctor recently for my skin issue. For those of you that haven't met me for a long time . . . I am facing a skin problem. My skin dries up and breaks all the time. No matter what kinds of medication pill or cream still couldn't cure me at all. The situation didn't change until I started seeing Chinese doctors.

I have consulted a few of them. Two days ago, I met a new one. He was the only one that gave Connie and I a certain "yes" for the curing. Verbally, he gave Connie a hope, but not to me. Seeing him isn't cheap at all, for three days of medication, he charged me for $580 (HKD) which is around $75.00 (USD). Moreover, he requested me for applying a diet program.

Dieting isn't a word at all in my Bon's dictionary. He requested me not to take any meat, not even tofu, noodle, nor bread! I can eat a certain kind of vegetable and rice only. I was shocked immediately, but all people around me including Connie laughed to death! So mean!

I have followed his instruction in taking the medication, but the diet part . . . seems like not working on me at all. I rather die for not dieting! I don't mean to enjoy eating crazy stuffs like deep fried ox dick, steamed dog head, raw snake sushi, spicy cat sausage, pan fried beetle wings, and etc. I just wanna take normal food such as, KFC with rat based meat, McDonald's beef mixed with worm hamburger, and recycled Chinese food.

If he really works, then why do I have to take all of his Chinese herb medications along with a rice with vegetable diet!? Honestly speaking, even my lovely BeeBee eats better than I am these days! Poor me!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

1/3 Wedding In 2007 - Tammy Tan

Tammy married today. Connie and I went to her wedding. Seems like not many old friends were being invited. I met back a few of my old friends, Katherine and Margarita. When we were young, we were all equally leveled. We hung out quite a few times. Now, we are all matured, and we are professionals in all different fields.

I believe that I might be the most extreme one, as I moved myself from the America back to Hong Kong, then up to China, and finally back to Hong Kong. I changed my career from being a Color Analyst, a Quality Specialist, a Graphic Engineer, a Quality Assurance General, and finally to a Lecturer! I don't know what I shall be later. I shall just let my fate takes me to anywhere it likes.

Looking at Tammy today, I was cheerful for her deep inside my heart. Connie was right next to me. I held her hand for the whole ceremony. Wishing that one day . . . it can be our ceremony. Loving Connie isn't an easy task, but I shall try my best to sacrifice more than she does. I am a piece of shittier shit than she is in the real life. She is a lazy certified accountant, but I am just a water-blowing jerk that likes to hang out with young girls . . . I have to find some ways to make more money, if not . . . both of us will suffer, if we decided being together.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

The Crazy Water Blowing Monster

"Water Blowing" is a Chinese slang, which means talkative. I am now a full-time lecturer working in Hong Kong. Honestly to you, It's not an easy job at all. It exhausts me every day, but I love it. Maybe due to my abnormal characteristic, I sense that my students love my teaching. Although there are people not supporting, and viewing teaching as a lower class job in Hong Kong, I don't care.

In Hong Kong, educators are not being respected as much as they were in other countries such as the America, Europe, Japan, and China. Most of the Hong Kong people have a wrong attitude that being successful means how much money you are making. It doesn't have to be legally making, as long as $$$$ in hand = successful. Crazy, right? As educators, we don't make a lot, so . . . being disrespected is necessary! The inner personality or individual believe is just bullshit in most of the Hong Kong people's mind.

The way I educate my student, doesn't only educate the basic knowledge or living skills to them. I tried to develop their mind thinking. I am from the America, I am an American Chinese. I have faith in my believe, and I walk my road without fear. I don't mind being claimed to be a alternative. As long as I am surviving, I twist the f__ked up Chinese attitude. I shall lead the young generation not to follow the attitude, the culture, and the traditional blindly. They have to think and to speak their minds. Don't be blinded or fooled by the f__ked up Hong Kong governmental system. Don't blindly follow the China party, the Communist.