Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Last Day Before Going to WuHan

I am going to take a 10 days official trip to WuHan University, one of the famous universities in China. It's not as popular as the Bei Jing University or the Tsing Wah University, but still . . . its name isn't anything small at all. I am heading there for a 10 days exchange program under the name of the Institute that I am now teaching, the HKDI. Am I going alone? Of course not! I am heading up there along with 20+ students, 1 female teacher, and 1 female staff . . . Other lecturer will also be there up and down occasionally, but they are not gonna stay as long as I am. Yeah, I am not gonna have my Christmas Break this year at all. So, Connie has to be alone for our first Christmas.

I have told Connie to treasure these 10 days on hitting some sexy handsome guys. You know, someone she needs to give herself a short break, as facing an asshole like me every day isn't any easy task at all. Recently, we always argue upon all matters, even the most tiny one. I guess we are up to a stage that we have put our loves behind our realities! We are not blinded by each other anymore, at least she isn't anymore . . . but she is still sexy to me. I am still somehow being erected just by looking at her when I am horny, but definitely always 100% erected by watching the Japanese 4 sons when I am horny or not especially, the bukkake, the BDSM, the forced, and the etc.

I wanna talk more about Connie today, I know I will be murdered by her tonight, but still I wanna speak up. I didn't have too many girlfriends in the past, and Connie is one of the most "calculateable" one. I really wish to make up a nickname, Haun-Mu for her. Before heading to WuHan, She and I shopped for some daily stuffs last night. I grabbed everything I could see into the basket, but she ordered me to put them all back onto the shelf because she claimed that we have everything at home. She banded me from buying anything new, but to use up what we have at home first. So, all of the liquid soap, shampoo, and etc have been separately bottled up by her a few days ago. These chemical could be bottled, but how about toothbrush? Below is a short story upon our conversation on toothbrush buying.

The Toothbrush Story
Bon, "O...K... I couldn't buy anything at all, but how about toothbrush? I need one to go."
Connie, "NO! We have it at home, bring it with you."
Bon, "Where is it? We don't have any normal toothbrush, as we use the electrical ones."
Connie, "Listen to me! I said we have them."
Bon, "OK, so where are they?"
Connie, "They are under the shelf, you just never take a look of anything at home. You don't care! I do all of the cleaning, the packing, and you just do all of the resting!"
The poor Bon just kept silence and pretending listening with his mind awaken.
Bon, "As I could remember, there isn't anything new under the shelf! Wait a second, what was it for before?"
Connie, "It was used, but still can be used!"
Bon, "So, what is it for now?" (Afraid for putting a bathroom cleaning toothbrush into his mouth.)
Connie, "They are all now sitting under the shelf, and I used it for a few weeks before.)
Bon, "WHAT!? You are not telling me to use your used toothbrush for this WuHan trip, are you!?"
Connie, "What? It's still useable!"
Bon, "NO WAY! I am gonna buy a new one and I WON'T use your used one!"
Then Bon bought a new toothbrush, and at the same time he suffered from Connie's attitude for the next few hours.

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